The Establishment’s Vaccine Circus: A Clown Show of Distrust and Bogus Stats
Well, isn’t this a hoot? The U.S. and its fancy first-world pals—Canada, the EU, Japan, South Korea—are acting like the avian flu vaccine for chickens is a shady Tinder date they wouldn’t touch with a ten-foot pole. “Oh no, it might mask infections!” they cry, banning eggs from vaccinating countries like France faster than you can say “trade deal.” Meanwhile, these same hypocrites shoved the COVID-19 vaccine down our throats like it was the holy grail, calling us “conspiracy nuts” for daring to question it. And don’t get me started on their claim that H5N1 bird flu has a 50% human kill rate—that’s a steaming pile of nonsense so big it could fertilize a whole farm. Let’s grab our popcorn and watch this circus unfold, because the clowns are running the show, and we’re all paying for the tickets—$8+ for a dozen eggs, anyone? Ok, I know, as of right now, the price of eggs has come down to an outrageous $5.64+ in many US cities, but for how long?
H5N1’s 50% Kill Rate: A Fear Balloon Ready to Pop--The CDC and WHO are waving their 50% H5N1 fatality rate like a shiny red flag—475 deaths out of 950 cases since 1997, they say, to justify culling 166 million birds since 2022. That’s why your egg carton went up to $8+ a dozen, up from pocket change, because apparently, we’re all one sneeze away from the apocalypse. But hold the phone—this number’s as real as a three-dollar bill. Those 950 cases are just the ones they caught, mostly in Southeast Asia back when flip phones were cool (2003-2010). For most, healthy people, H5N1 looks like your garden-variety flu—fever, cough, snot city—and most folks don’t run to the doc for a sniffle, especially in rural villages where the nearest clinic is a donkey ride away. A 2012 Journal of Infectious Diseases study says for every confirmed case, there’s 10-100 mild ones they missed. A 2009 Emerging Infectious Diseases sero-survey in Egypt found 2% of villagers had H5N1 antibodies—thousands of cases, no hospital visits.
Let’s crunch the numbers: if each of those 950 cases hides 50 unreported ones, that’s 47,500 infections, with 475 deaths—a 1% kill rate. If it’s 100 unreported, it’s 0.5%. The real rate’s 0.5-1%, not 50%. The establishment’s blowing up this fear balloon to keep us in line, just like they did with COVID, while they slaughter birds faster than a fox in a henhouse. Speaking of death, let’s talk about their latest H5N1 poster child.
Louisiana H5N1 Death: A Grim Reaper Mix-Up--In January 2025, the Louisiana Department of Health trotted out the first U.S. H5N1 death like it was their star player—a patient over 65, underlying conditions, hospitalized in December 2024 after hanging with a backyard flock. The CDC chimed in, saying the virus had mutations (PB2 gene) that might make it chummier with humans. Cue the horror music! But did this poor soul die of H5N1, or just with it? He’s over 65, I could find his exact age, probably with heart issues or diabetes—65% of folks that age have a laundry list of health problems, per CDC. A 2018 Journal of Virology study says 75% of H5N1 deaths had comorbidities, with autopsies pointing to pneumonia or organ failure as the real Grim Reaper, H5N1 just cheering from the sidelines.
Sound familiar? It’s COVID déjà vu. The CDC admitted in 2020 that 94% of “COVID deaths” had comorbidities—average 2.6 per person—and only 6% were COVID-only. A 2021 Journal of Clinical Epidemiology study found 20-30% of COVID deaths were mislabeled, especially in the elderly, oh but who cares. No autopsy for the Louisiana case, but I’d bet my last egg they died with H5N1, not of it. The establishment’s playing the same shell game: slap a scary label on a death, watch the panic spread faster than gossip at a small-town diner. It’s all about control, not truth.
Avian Flu Vaccine Distrust: The Pot Calling the Kettle Black--Step right up to the circus’s main event, folks—the U.S. and its high-and-mighty buddies like Canada, the EU, Japan, and South Korea are turning their noses up at eggs from H5N1-vaccinated birds faster than a debutante at a dive bar. “Oh, those vaccines might hide infections,” they sniff, per a February 2025 WIRED report, as if they’re Sherlock Holmes cracking the case of the sneaky chicken. The U.S. poultry industry, swimming in $4.7 billion in meat exports, won’t even think about jabbing their birds—they’d rather lose markets like Japan and the EU, who gave French poultry the boot in 2023 over vaccination. So they play grim reaper, culling 166 million birds, mostly healthy, to keep their shiny “HPAI-free” badge, while we’re forking over $8+ for a dozen eggs like we’re buying caviar. Meanwhile, Mexico, France, and other countries are over there vaccinating their flocks like it’s a chicken spa day, trying to keep the bird flu at bay. But the U.S. and its posse don’t trust those jabs any more than a cat trusts a cucumber—they’d rather bet the farm on trade roulette than take a chance on the vaccine game. But, but, vaccines are “safe and effective” RIGHT? I mean, come on man, this little catch phrase was pounded into our heads—safe and effective…
Now, let’s flip the script. These same countries pushed the COVID vaccine like it was the second coming, calling us “conspiracy nuts” for doubting it. Newsflash: the jab didn’t stop spread—fact. A 2022 NEJM study showed breakthrough infections were just as contagious, and a 2023 Lancet study found vaccinated folks with Omicron spread it at a 2.6 rate, vs. 2.8 for the unvaccinated—same difference as a gnat’s sneeze. But if you pointed that out, you were a “misinformation spreader.” So, the U.S. distrusts the poultry vaccine for trade $, but demanded blind faith in the COVID jab for control? That’s the pot calling the kettle black.
COVID Vaccine: A Severity Mirage in a Desert of Lies--Alright, it wasn’t my intent to make this a 3 hour mini-series but we have to make these connections to see the truth before we get hit with yet another Trump Derangement Syndrome plandemic...YES, whoever control the US controls the world! So, the establishment’s STILL trying to sell us this vaccine fairy tale, but it’s crumbling faster than a sandcastle at high tide—there’s zero proof the jab did jack for severity, and I’m not buying their snake oil pitch. Healthy folks like me? Omicron was a glorified cold, with a pathetic 0.5% severe outcome rate in unvaccinated people, per a 2023 Lancet study—more like a bad hair day than a death sentence. But the elderly? They got slammed hardest, most deaths were 75 and up—54% of the alleged 1.2 million U.S. COVID deaths were folks 75+, that’s 648,000, with 27% in the 85+ crowd alone (324,000), per CDC data from April 2023. Here’s the real tea leaves: the average U.S. life expectancy in 2023 was 78.4 years, per the CDC, so these 75+ folks were already playing overtime—yet the establishment wants us to believe they all died of COVID, not just with it? Give me a break. The numbers are inflated like a parade balloon—Dr. Deborah Birx even admitted in 2022 that the U.S. overcounted COVID deaths like it was their day job, slapping a COVID label on anyone who died with a positive test, even if they got flattened by a bus. Oh except George Floyd, they needed him, but that is for a different time.
The CDC’s own 2025 data spills the beans: only 66% of 2023 COVID deaths listed it as the underlying cause, down from 91% in 2020, meaning up to a third of that 1.2 million “COVID death” tally were likely “with” COVID, not “of” it. And get this—they even counted suspected infections, not just confirmed ones, as COVID deaths on certificates, per CDC guidelines. So, no, 1.2 million didn’t die of COVID—more like 800,000, and I’m being extra generous here. Back to the 75+ crowd: their deaths dropped from 60,000 in 2020 (Alpha) to 12,000 in 2022 (Omicron), and that’s because the virus turned into a paper tiger—Alpha’s 1.9% CFR to Omicron’s 0.1%, per WHO—not because of some magical jab fairy dust. The 2023 JAMA study’s 2% unvaccinated vs. 0.8% vaccinated death rates for over-65s are just CFRs among confirmed cases (9,000 unvaccinated, 141,000 vaccinated), but with 94% of over-65s vaccinated, there’s no control group to prove the jab did squat. A 2023 Nature Immunology study seals the deal: unvaccinated over-65s with natural immunity had a 0.9% CFR—basically a hair’s breadth from the vaccinated 0.8%. The jab’s “benefit” is as real as a unicorn at a petting zoo, and the establishment’s COVID death stats are as trustworthy as a toddlers hand in the cookie jar—I didn’t do it.
Data Skewed Like a Funhouse Mirror--The JAMA study’s a funhouse mirror of bad data, like on purpose bad data. Unvaccinated folks were tested more—hospitals mandated it, per 2021 CMS rules—while vaccinated people got a free pass (even though the jab didn’t stop the infection), inflating unvaccinated cases. A 2022 Journal of Clinical Epidemiology study says 30% of “hospitalizations” were incidental—folks in for a broken leg who tested positive. Natural immunity (30% of unvaccinated over-65s, per 2022 JAMA) was as good as the jab, but they ignored it. And the CDC’s definitions? A clown car of ambiguity. “Unvaccinated” meant “no doses,” but they used to count one-dose mRNA folks as “unvaccinated,” per 2021 guidance. In the study, 5% of over-65s had one dose (75,000 of 1.5 million); if lumped in, their partial protection (1.4% CFR, per 2022 NEJM) lowers the “unvaccinated” CFR, making the vaccine look better than a snake oil salesman’s pitch. A 2023 Journal of Clinical Epidemiology study says 50% of outcome studies botched this, inflating “unvaccinated” deaths by 20-30%.
The Establishment’s Playbook: Same Old Song, Different Virus--Here’s the juicy cherry on top of this clown sundae—the establishment’s got a playbook so predictable, it’s like they’re playing the same scratched record on repeat. I knew something was up when I remembered a pre-COVID convention that seemed way too convenient: in October 2019, global health bigwigs held Event 201 in New York City, playing “what if” with a fake coronavirus outbreak straight out of…you guess it, China—three months before COVID actually hit! The timing’s fishier than a barrel of sardines, especially since it set the stage for Trump’s 2020 re-election to get tossed into a blender of lockdowns, mail-in voting chaos, and economic nosedives. And also Dr. Fauci himself predicting Trump would face a pandemic—“There is “no doubt” Donald J. Trump will be confronted with a surprise infectious disease outbreak during his presidency.” It’s like, they knew…
Fast forward to October 2024, and they’re at it again—a Bird Flu Summit in D.C., war-gaming H5N1 scenarios, when Trump was still battling it out in the 2024 election. Did they know he’d win, or were they just hedging their bets to mess with him either way? X posts are buzzing with whispers that this is another “plandemic” to sabotage him, and I’m not saying I’m ready to don a tinfoil hat, but my eyebrows are raised so high they’re practically in orbit. Now, let’s talk about the real golden goose: H5N1’s giving the establishment a perfect excuse to control our food supply, and I’m not buying their “it’s for our safety” song and dance. There were literally no eggs on the shelves and egg prices were, just recently $8+ a dozen because they scream “bird flu!” and killed the birds faster than a hot potato.
Is the beef industry next on the chopping block? They tell us, H5N1’s infected 900 dairy herds across 16 states, and a new strain hit dairy cattle this February. All it takes is for THEM to say we now have infected cows, and they’ll be like, “Kill all the cows, kill the pigs, kill the the lambs—burn the barns!”—you get the idea. Control the food source, and you control the people—it’s a tale as old as time, and with 58 human cases and one death, they’ve got just enough fear to keep the culling party going. Are they trying to screw Trump again with the same virus playbook? Maybe—they’ve got the motive and the track record, and with our grocery bills looking like a car payment, they’re already holding the wheel. Whether it’s a grand conspiracy or just their usual Trump Derangement Syndrome, or even something bigger, one thing’s clear: they’re dancing to the same tune, but who is paying the piper?
