THE NEW FACE OF MCDONALD’S–GOODBYE RONALD, HELLO JOKER!

THE NEW FACE OF MCDONALD’S–GOODBYE RONALD, HELLO JOKER!
Did members of the Utah women's basketball team have racial slurs hurled at them in Coeur d'Alene, Id?

The fact that McDonald’s chose these 2 disgusting people to be the current face of McDonald’s is appalling!  There is nothing, ZERO, wholesome with Cardi-b or Offset aka, Kiari Kendrell Cephus.  They are both disgusting, perverted creatures!

McDonald’s once represented family…a place our children begged to go and visit Ronald, that orange-haired, happy clown and experience the super fun playland.  Every family road trip heard the giddy exclamations and anticipation of stopping at McDonald’s to get a “Happy Meal” and exhaust some pent up energy in the vast labyrinth of tubes and slides housed inside those marvelous and magical Golden Arches.

Those days are gone!  Now we have racist, misogynistic, perverts representing one of the most iconic, family-friendly restaurants in American History.  The lyrics of their songs would make any normal person unsettled to sing out loud…to say they would, “blush” is an understatement and yet, McDonald’s Corporation thought it would be a good idea to pay these degenerates to represent and advertise this American Icon.  THIS IS THE NEW CLOWN THAT REPRESENTS OUR BELOVED MCDONALD'S!

How in the world did we go from Ronald McDonald, who lives in McDonaldland, with his friends Mayor McCheese, the Hamburglar, Grimace, Birdie the Early Bird and The Fry Kids to Cardi b and Offset who promote the sleaziest of sleazes? Musical porn!  Is this really how we want our kids to see the magic of McDonald's?  Is playland going to be replaced with stripper poles, Cardi's porn videos playing on a big screen?  Will Happy Meals now come with a sex toy?  Will that "big mac truck" be a Happy Meal toy?

the new faces of mcdonald's!

I haven't been to a McDonald's in almost 2 decades.  My kids are grown now.  The food was always disgusting to me, but there was just something special and magical about the very rare occasion when I would actually pull in and let my kids get some Mcnuggets and play in the infamous McDonald's playland...it was like I had won the mom of the year award for that hour or so.

But now, after hearing the stupid commercials starring Cardi-b and her husband advertising for this company and knowing that they actually have a "meal" that one can order, I am not only disgusted with their food, but with this entire WOKE company!  

Goodbye Ronald McDonald...

Is this what kids will hear piped or should I say, PUMPED through the speakers at McDonalds?  I certainly hope my webhost understands that these lyrics are NOT mine, but from a very popular song from Cardi-b!

(Whores in this house)
(There’s some whores in this house)
(There’s some whores in this house)
(There’s some whores in this house)

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet a– p—y
Make that pull-out game weak, woo

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you f—ing with some wet a– p—y
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a– p—y
Give me everything you got for this wet a– p—y

Beat it up, n—a, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this p—y right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it’s inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This p—y is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I’m surprised
Let’s role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little garage
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don’t cook, I don’t clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)

Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me
Quick jump out ‘fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I’m ’bout to be
I run down on him ‘fore I have a n—a running me
Talk your sh–, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that di– (while you ride that di–)
You really ain’t never gotta f— him for a thang
He already made his mind up ‘fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet a– p—y
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet a– p—y
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet a– p—y
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet a– p—y

Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that’s where I’m headed
P—y A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I’m tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don’t wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly dang
That swang in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It’s going in dry and it’s coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo

Your honor, I’m a freak bi—, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I’m looking for a beating
In the food chain, I’m the one that eat ya
If he ate my a–, he’s a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don’t hang, then he can’t bang
You can’t hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he f— me and ask, “Whose is it?”
When I ride the di–, I’ma spell my name
Ah

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you f—ing with some wet a– p—y
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet a– p—y
Give me everything you got for this wet a– p—y
Now from the top, make it drop
That’s some wet a– p—y
Now get a bucket and a mop
That’s some wet a– p—y
I’m talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That’s some wet a– p—y
Macaroni in a pot
That’s some wet a– p—y, uh

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Daniella Cross is a writer who seeks out the truth that the mainstream media ignores, evades, or otherwise conceals from the public.
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